Well, long ago and far away a woman named Annette Liveoak saw a man by the name of Glenn Davenport and they fell in love and got maried. Then they formed a zygote by way of the transfusion of an egg cell by a sperm cell. And that cell devided and devided untill it formed a fetus or (for those who don't speak latin) an unborn child. Then the nippy morning of Dec. 27th, 1990, 3:30 a.m. I was ejected from my mothers womb by way of her vaganal canal then from there I grew and matured through warping and panful trials untill I, the Glenn Allen Davenport II, who is before you was formed.

I'd like to sit at my computer all the hours of a day, but I cannot and Promoting the band "45 Cents"

45 Cents, One Bad Pig, Saturday Night at the Apolo, DC Talk

The thing

Twilight Zone, Eureka 7, Family Guy, Robot Chicken

Most any thing by Dav Pilkey (the Captin Underpants guy)